[mikeyt]

Just some random stuff....

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

King David

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

Red Skelton

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Rodney Dangerfield


Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming.

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Patrick Murray


PS...dont tell my wife about this.

[doaclnr]

Deep Thoughts by mikeyt...

[Motoxxx43]

I really don't have room to comment on the marriage topic seeing as I've never been BUT the Red Skelton quote is my favorite of the bunch!

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[doaclnr]

I was married once and single twice... Stay single as long as you can!!!

[Andy b]

My Mates Nick-Named my ex "The hurricane!"
Because when she was here there was lots of noise and everything was a disaster!
When she left me. My house, car and boat were gone!

Mind you now it's very peaceful, and I have a new boat

[mikeyt]

I think i'm going to see if my wife will go for the Rodney Dangerfield quote....